Deck the Ho's who cut in line
Fa la la la la la la la la
You could wait your turn, it's mi-ine
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don't you think that I won' cut you
Fa la la la la la la la la
Merry Christmas, nice to beat you
Fa la la la la la la la -la
[Verse 1]
Chris-Chris-Chris-Christmas on the beat (aye!)
Qui-Qui-Qui, Qui-Qui on the beat (hell oh!)
Eh-ev-everywhere you go, you see people cuttin' line like they wanna piece of me, hey! (They wan' it know)
You don't, you don't want me (you don't want me)
To drop you in this bloomys (b-b-bye!)
So put respeck' on my name
Christmas shoppin' ain't a game
I can take it to the streets (take it to the streets, yea)
I know they say the season is for givin' (yeah)
So, I'll be handin' out these butt woopins witta' ribbon (whiputt)
Tell me you ain't mad when you in the parkin' lot (what?)
And you get some crazy heffa' tryna' rob you for yo' spot (uh uh, girl!)
So follow my advice, I promise that nobody will trip if you go shoppin' wit' a bat (yeah)
But if they choose to trip when you be showin' them some love
Then you just look 'em in the eye and say, "Well, batter up."
[Hook 2]
Deck the Ho's who cut in line
Fa la la la la la la la la
You could wait your turn, it's mi-ine
Fa la la la la la la la la
(Deck, deck, deck)
(Deck, deck, deck)
(Deck, deck, deck)
(Deck, deck, deck)
[Hook 3]
Deck the fools who give whack presents
Fa la la la la la la la la
If he cheap, then get to steppin'
Fa la la la la la la la la
All my ladies, learn this lesson:
Fa la la la la la la la la
Give, but only if you gettin'
Fa la la la la la la la -la
[Verse 2]
Now, now, now I ain't even saying don't give (yea)
I'm just sayin' think a little more on what you get (only a lil' more)
One time, I bought this dude a pair Jordan's with a fit
And he got me Louboutins, but they weren't even legit
I'm like, "Hold up, b-b-boy, you outta luck
I can see you tryna play witta chick who knows her stuff"
Uh-uh, don't front, you know what you goin' do?
You gon' take 'em back and get some with the words, "Jimmy Choo", oooh...
Cause, baby, this baby is kinda crazy
You better keep your receipt if it's fake, then I'm so exchangin' it (ya!)
It never surprises me (yea), 'cause these dudes are cheap, it amazes me (amazes me)
But I can buy what I want, I'm over ya takin' care of me (takin' care of me)
Got this message for all my single ladies (all my ladies):
Ain't got a man, so I don't want you goin' crazy (goin' crazy)
If you ain't got nothin' sittin' under the tree, then just buy yo'-self something pretty and rock it so he can see, oooh...
[Hook 4]
Deck the fools who give whack presents
Fa la la la la la la la la
If he cheap, then get to steppin'
Fa la la la la la la la la
(Deck, deck, deck)
(Deck, deck, deck)
(Deck, deck, deck)
(Deck, deck, deck)
[Outro]
If you a fool, better ru-u-u-un
I'm from the Bay
We go du-u-u-umb
(Uh, uh)
If you a fool, better ru-u-u-un
I'm from the Bay
We go du-u-u-umb
(Uh... uh)