LETRACereal WarsAFI

Get up early in the morning, going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.

Fuc*** store never has the monsters and they never get more.

Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it's got a condom in the box.

I'll try some cocoa puffs
today who the f*** is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best, they've got more marshmallows than the rest.
There's not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from
Wheaties.

Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot. It's
the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs.

The soggies will never get
Cap'n Crunch, I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind I'll eat.

Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you?